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The iDunni and the iToilet!

ADVERTISMENT iDunni and iToilet

Me: iDunni, the new iPod that can be connected to your iToilet which is portable and made out of plastic and music.
Little Girl: Ewwwwwwwwww. Portable toilets? That sounds like a potty! (which I used a minute ago)
Me: The iToilet can be moulded into a ball and carried around. AND it looks like a BOY!
Little Girl: Yes, I agree that boys are ugly.
Me: Oops. Like a BALL. But I agree with you.
Little Girl: Does it bounce?
Me: Yes. When it bounces the-
Little Girl: Where do you find out these things?
Me: Ehem. -the waste vaporise and scatters itself on your enemies such as Anderson Long.
Little Girl: Vaporises?
Me: Yes.
Little Girl: What if it scatters on you?
Me: Ehem. I just poked my sister with my iToilet which is super cool!
Little Girl: You have one?
Me: EVERYONE HAS ONE, BUT SADLY-
Little Girl: I don't.
Me: I don't think YOU have one.
Little Girl: So? Yeah, I admitted it.
Me: The iToilet can be hidden in your hair.
Little Girl: Well who really needs one.
Me: But if you are bald-
Little Girl: Not hidden in your hair. It's scalp.
Me: -the iToilet can magically stitch itself into your skull so it looks like you just bumped your head and everyone will feel sorry for you.
Little Girl: I am going to reject you in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0!
Me: If you have the iToilet you will be very happy because Cheryl Zhou of class 6W will turn into a Grandma. A very short Grandma.
Little Girl: I came to reject you again. I don't know why but whatever.

Credits!
Me- Berenice Foo
Little Girl- Cheryl Zhou

BOTH THE iDUNNI AND THE iTOILET ARE AVAILABLE IN ALL That was SO yesterday! STORES!
COST-$2.00
DELIVERY & PACKAGE- $1000000000000000000000.00

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Phone- 22222-22222-22221
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